a way with words...

weather report for today: "It looks like the start time on all this is sometime around noon, maybe a little before, maybe a little bit after. The end time will be sometime around midnight tonight or a little bit after. I don't know that it will be falling heavier at any particular point in time, other than to say that it will gradually increase. The rainfall rate and the snowfall rate will increase from being rather light initially around the early afternoon, then it will pick up through the mid-to-late part of the afternoon," says a local weatherman. Geez. If only we could all get paid the big bucks to have no freaking clue. I don't mean to diss the weather guy, I do love the weather.